the greaser
The act of taking a wet mushy dump on ones chest, then rubbing your hands in it. Finally proceeding to slick back your hair with the hot steamy poop.
the greaser by enjayrolla February 12, 2010
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The Greater Depression
Term for the Depression in the beginning of the 21st century, as opposed to "The Great Depression" of the 1930's.
The Great Depression: A chicken in every pot, and a car in every garage.
The Greater Depression: A digital converter box for every TV, and a golden parachute for every failed bank executive.
The Greater Depression: A digital converter box for every TV, and a golden parachute for every failed bank executive.
The Greater Depression by TubaJim February 16, 2009
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squeaky wheel gets the grease
Only the loudest whiner gets what he wants. ("The wheel that squeaks the loudest / Is the one that gets the grease.")
We all wanted the last bit of water, but since Hector whined all afternoon about being parched, Dad gave it to him. I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
squeaky wheel gets the grease by J Basc January 1, 2008
squeaky wheel gets the grease
Becky begged for months to her parents for a new car and she somehow got it. Squeaky wheel gets the grease, I guess.
squeaky wheel gets the grease by KRHimself August 11, 2005
FRESH OFF THE GREASE
You would say it when something kick ass happens. It is kinda like the equivelent to that snotty bitch Paris Hilton's "thats hot", only its more urban. You must also say it with a deep, loud voice for its full effect, like and angry African American.
Yeah, Nikki let me in through the back door last night, it was FRESH OFF THE GREASE. She was loving it.
FRESH OFF THE GREASE by Bill Braski May 28, 2006
The Greater Good
The Greater Good is greater than good. It is also shortened to TGG sometimes too. There is really no explanation to how great The Greater Good really is. Also you should really support the channel of The Greater Good.
The Greater Good by Hutter May 2, 2022
The Greater Internet
1. An idea where an item on the Internet has reached a large viewing audience over a wide range.
2. If something on the Internet has been seen by many people from different locations it has reached The Greater Internet.
Viral videos, memes, and Tosh.0 fall under The Greater Internet.
2. If something on the Internet has been seen by many people from different locations it has reached The Greater Internet.
Viral videos, memes, and Tosh.0 fall under The Greater Internet.
Steve. "Have you seen Mike's wipeout on Tosh.0?"
Larry. "Yeah man, he's reached The Greater Internet!"
Larry. "Yeah man, he's reached The Greater Internet!"
The Greater Internet by ryanothedyno August 6, 2011
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026