the greaser
The act of taking a wet mushy dump on ones chest, then rubbing your hands in it. Finally proceeding to slick back your hair with the hot steamy poop.
the greaser by enjayrolla February 12, 2010
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The Greater Depression
Term for the Depression in the beginning of the 21st century, as opposed to "The Great Depression" of the 1930's.
The Great Depression: A chicken in every pot, and a car in every garage.
The Greater Depression: A digital converter box for every TV, and a golden parachute for every failed bank executive.
The Greater Depression: A digital converter box for every TV, and a golden parachute for every failed bank executive.
The Greater Depression by TubaJim February 16, 2009
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squeaky wheel gets the grease
Only the loudest whiner gets what he wants. ("The wheel that squeaks the loudest / Is the one that gets the grease.")
We all wanted the last bit of water, but since Hector whined all afternoon about being parched, Dad gave it to him. I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
squeaky wheel gets the grease by J Basc January 1, 2008
squeaky wheel gets the grease
Becky begged for months to her parents for a new car and she somehow got it. Squeaky wheel gets the grease, I guess.
squeaky wheel gets the grease by KRHimself August 11, 2005
FRESH OFF THE GREASE
You would say it when something kick ass happens. It is kinda like the equivelent to that snotty bitch Paris Hilton's "thats hot", only its more urban. You must also say it with a deep, loud voice for its full effect, like and angry African American.
Yeah, Nikki let me in through the back door last night, it was FRESH OFF THE GREASE. She was loving it.
FRESH OFF THE GREASE by Bill Braski May 28, 2006
The Greater Good
The Greater Good is greater than good. It is also shortened to TGG sometimes too. There is really no explanation to how great The Greater Good really is. Also you should really support the channel of The Greater Good.
The Greater Good by Hutter May 2, 2022
The Greater Internet
1. An idea where an item on the Internet has reached a large viewing audience over a wide range.
2. If something on the Internet has been seen by many people from different locations it has reached The Greater Internet.
Viral videos, memes, and Tosh.0 fall under The Greater Internet.
2. If something on the Internet has been seen by many people from different locations it has reached The Greater Internet.
Viral videos, memes, and Tosh.0 fall under The Greater Internet.
Steve. "Have you seen Mike's wipeout on Tosh.0?"
Larry. "Yeah man, he's reached The Greater Internet!"
Larry. "Yeah man, he's reached The Greater Internet!"
The Greater Internet by ryanothedyno August 6, 2011
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"