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good for the gander 

When a guy does something fucked up to a woman and has the grandiosity to think a woman can't or wont do it back to a man. Yet she does and even raises the stakes on his punk ass.
My boyfriend thinks I don't know he goes to strip clubs when he's out of town. That's okay, cuz the hot guy down the street turns out to be quite good for the gander on those occasions.

plucking the gander 

1. colloquial phrase
2. Plucking the feathers off a male goose
Man, I was really plucking the gander all day today. I went to the grocery store and got an apple.

He's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander.

A way to say a man is bisexual.

It comes from "what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander," meaning that the goose and gander despite differences have shared interests. But in this case the shared interest is that of the sauce provider.
Tony: I saw James out last night with Rebecca, but it kind of looked like they were on a date or something. Weird.
Sara: Why weird?
Tony: Isn't James gay? I know he used to date Terrence.
Sara: Oh, no---not gay; he's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander. Always been that way.

gander of the goose 

Oisin: damn bro I lost 50€ in a bet last night
Shane:That's the gander of the goose

It comes with the gender 

A phrase used to answer a question, posed by the opposite gender, about the mysteries of the answerers gender.
Julie "Why do you men enjoy pooping and steak so much?"
Jack "It comes with the gender?"

Paul "Why do girls go in huddles to the bathroom?"
Sally "It comes with the gender."

The Gender Goblin 

An ominous and omnipotent being that cannot be defined by gender. It reeks havoc upon the land as it steals and gifts genders. It is a mischievous creature that will mess with the human beings, giving some of the humans' genders today but a different one for another day, each encounter may differ from each person. Some humans get their genders taken and never returned.

Some may have the luck to not ever encounter the being but some aren't so lucky, being visited day by day and never get a break from it. Others get visited once and never again. It can take the gender and gift it to another while it can also just borrow it and give it back at another date. You cannot summon the creature, it will suddenly appear out of nowhere, whether you like it or not

No one will ever be prepared for The Gender Goblin's visit.
Person 1: Ugh, The Gender Goblin won't stop visiting me, it's giving me so many genders at the same time, it's driving me CRAZY!

Person 2: Fortunately, I've never been visited by it, I like my gender.

Person 3: Shush! It's listening, last time I said that The Gender Goblin took my gender away.