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"did you listen to the new 'the gallo' single"

"yeah jojos vocals are sick"
THE GALLO by leifjesus February 7, 2023

The Gallo Effect 

(n) noun: A life threatening condition often endured by a fraternity brother, in most cases after being appointed to the “Pledgemaster” or “New Member Education” position, in which said member puts on copious amounts of weight and becomes a complete asshole.
Joe: “Wow, Dan really got big recently!”

Jack: “Yea, looks like someone has a case of The Gallo Effect”
The Gallo Effect by Anal42845 December 29, 2023

The Gallon

The Gallon is a unique specimen or as others may refer to it as the“Big Body”. The Gallon comes with great power as well as great responsibility for if it’s full power is unleashed it may tear the very fabric of our reality. Although to fuel his great gallon power he must consume a hefty amount of marijuana every day.
Person one: Bro is that a Gallon?
Person two: I hear the gallon
Person three: Don’t stare! I think we got his attention.

*Gallon walks over*
Gallon: Hey boys, got any weed?
Both person one and two: Nah man we chiefed our whole cart.
The Gallon by Lichlord333 October 13, 2020

hoist the gallows 

v. to frolic up a seafoam green hill while being chased by a chode monkey with a rope.
Hoist the gallows as fast as you can, Timmy!

The Gallagher

Its a sex move. When the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out his dick, lays it on top of the chicks stomach, and punches down on his dick like a hammer when he is busting.

Seed is spread all over the place, just not watermelon seed.
"Dude, she is totally easy, you could for sure give her The Gallagher tonight!"
The Gallagher by CaliBoy Twizzler October 25, 2009

12 to the gallon 

A slow, unproductive, lazy person, student or worker that will hinder a group or team from their objective. Basically saying someone is inefficient in terms of miles per gallon, because a car that gets 12 to the gallon is not worth driving, in turn a person that is slow is not worth choosing or working.
A: Ay les put him on our team for the Government Project

B: Naw maine, he 12 to the gallon

A: Oh, he like that?

B: Yea, that fool hecka slow. We-a neva finish wit him messn' stuff up
12 to the gallon by M. Du May 10, 2005