(n) noun: A life threatening condition often endured by a fraternitybrother, in most cases after being appointed to the “Pledgemaster” or “New Member Education” position, in which said member puts on copious amounts of weight and becomes a complete asshole.
The Gallon is a unique specimen or as others may refer to it as the“Big Body”. The Gallon comes with great power as well as great responsibility for if it’s full power is unleashed it may tear the very fabric of our reality. Although to fuel his great gallon power he must consume a hefty amount of marijuana every day.
Person one: Bro is that a Gallon?
Person two: I hear the gallon
Person three: Don’t stare! I think we got his attention.
*Gallon walks over*
Gallon: Hey boys, got any weed?
Both person one and two: Nah man we chiefed our whole cart.
Its a sex move. When the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out his dick, lays it on top of the chicks stomach, and punches down on his dick like a hammer when he is busting.
Seed is spread all over the place, just not watermelon seed.
A slow, unproductive, lazy person, student or worker that will hinder a group or team from their objective. Basically saying someone is inefficient in terms of miles per gallon, because a car that gets 12 to the gallon is not worth driving, in turn a person that is slow is not worth choosing or working.
A: Ay les put him on our team for the Government Project