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The Drum Roll 

When a woman farts in the seated position and the gas exits through the front instead of the back, becoming trapped in the frontal region. She then heads to the bathroom to shit and upon first push, produces a quif... The Drum Roll.
Harriet realized it was time to go when she let a short pre-shit rip out while sitting on the couch. She headed to the bathroom and upon sitting down gave a little push, and out came The Drum Roll before the big event.
The Drum Roll by KSkrill September 6, 2014
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The Roland Drumroll

This is when a female is laying on her back and a man stratles her with his gouche region on her mouth. From here, the man lifts his erect penis in to the air, and flicks it onto the forehead of the female. If done properly, the penis should bounce upward with force. You can repeat quickly so it makes the sound of a snare drum, or go in a slow beating motion until there is red marks upon the forehead.
"Yo bra, my bitch was actin' up so I wiped out my manhood and gave her a The Roland Drumroll."