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the draino 

answers the age old question of how does one piss the shit out of a girl... one begins to fuck a girl in the ass while head and shoulders are on the ground and her ass is up in the air. (very often seen in porn) then one spreads her gaping asshole and pees into her colon. If the pooplets are bouyant enough they will float to the top and spill over, thus pissing the shit out of her. This is an example of unclogging her. other draino definitions explain just the opposite, or some action clogging. Draino is an acid used to unclog, damnit!
see above definition for example. it is possible to do actually perform this. If when fucking a girl in the ass, you see shit on your cock, try the draino and unclog her pooplets. we dont want her to be constipated
the draino by ma-the dude March 24, 2007
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pouring liquid draino in the pipes 

performing anal sex with a constipated female, thus cleaning out her pipes
me and my girl got caught pouring liquid draino in the pipes because she farted on my dick

Mash the Drain 

When you cannot get out of the shower fast enough to shit so you accidentally drop loaf in the tub. You must now mash it down the drain with your big toe.
"I had no time to jump out of the shower to crap out last night's tacos so I had to mash the drain cuz I shit the tub ."
Mash the Drain by will bitten October 6, 2016

Down the drain 

When something is lost or wasted
My report went down the drain when my computer crash
Down the drain by Rainetgt June 27, 2016

circle the drain 

When Dan started telling the girl at the bar that he lived in a barn with 3 sheep, 2 horses, and his parents, his chances of beating it up that night started circling the drain.
circle the drain by Nick D September 25, 2003
Word of the Day on February 12, 2005

circling the drain 

The healthy climates of earth are circling the drain!

circling the drain 

adj. still alive, but about to kick the bucket, buy the farm, meet your maker, etc.
Grandpa was circling the drain for years, and finally bought the farm, leaving a large estate.
circling the drain by fizzle April 10, 2004
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