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The Dirty Guzman 

When a guy pours peppermint essential oil on his thumb and sticks it up his partners butt. He then extracts his thumb and rubs it underneath his partners nose and across the upper lip.
I just gave Alex the Dirty Guzman last night
The Dirty Guzman by The beta cell February 19, 2023

The Dirty Goodbye

When two heterosexual friends of the same gender have a sleep over and one leaves in the morning with out saying goodbye.
Chris awoke to the rising sun. He looked over at Nathaniel sleeping peacefully. With out waking up Nathaniel Chris gathered his things and exited the room. As he was leaving the strange house Chris had this uncomfortable feeling as if he had done something, dirty.

When Nathaniel awoke he realized he had been giving the dirty goodbye.

The Dirty Ganon

8 player smash on Super Smash Brothers where everyone plays as Ganondorf. There must be Angry Orchard, Shock Top, and Pizza present in order for it to count.
We ordered Little Caesar's and did The Dirty Ganon last night. It was so funny!
The Dirty Ganon by zaboo69 November 27, 2014

the dirty geko 

when you are doing girl from behind up against the wall and you switch lanes without letting her know and watch her try to climb up against the wall.
So i was doing this australian chick up against the wall and i gave her the dirty geko.
the dirty geko by goat head May 7, 2009

The dirty gurdy 

When you run out of dope and you put water through the stem. So your smoking the stem dope with water.
Person 1: "Damn man!! I'm out of dope.."
Person 2: " that's ok, just ru. Some water through the stem and we can smoke the dirty gurdy!"
The dirty gurdy by jazzyjessy89 March 27, 2016

The Dirty Guinness 

To do 'The Dirty Guinness' one must down one's pint of Guinness then continue to thrust said empty pint glass into ones face, shattering it in the process.
Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.

Boss: Why might that be Paddy?

Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!

Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.