2 definitions by goat head
when you are doing girl from behind up against the wall and you switch lanes without letting her know and watch her try to climb up against the wall.
by goat head May 8, 2009
When a person takes a bump of their favorite powder (usually meth, but can also be cocaine or china white), and some falls on their top lip or mustache. Severe cases can resemble a "milk mustache". Pronounced like "crank-in-stash".
"Bro, wipe off that krankenstache before your girl comes in the room."
"Sir, I'm going to need you to empty your pockets for me."
"Why?"
"You are wearing a krankenstache around in public; I feel you may be holding."
"Sir, I'm going to need you to empty your pockets for me."
"Why?"
"You are wearing a krankenstache around in public; I feel you may be holding."
by goat head January 15, 2014