The Creamer

The Creamer is the biggest bass drum on a drumline, the reason for this is because the sound is so low it just makes you want to cream your pants

Oh shit, John just put Erik on The Creamer, we are all screwed

by Yalemeister17 August 21, 2007

The creamer

when you take your dick and shove it in a girls asshole until you cream in her anus

I performed the creamer on my girlfriend and she loved it

by fuckerfuckity March 22, 2017

Mixing the Creamer

A boy masturbating as used in Awkward. Season 3, episode 5.

Jenna: "Why is Matty always in the bathroom?!"
Kevin: "Boys have needs! Ya know, mixing the creamer."

by thenewcanaanlife June 2, 2014

shakin the creamer

when a guy is jackin off on his dick.

"Man last night I was shakin the creamer, while watching porn"

by Lady Anonymous March 19, 2014

shake the creamer

Masturbating. Is the male equivalent of "flicking the bean".

-Sup bro, what are your plans for the day?
-Not much, imma shake the creamer and maybe take a shower later.

by crumble20 November 12, 2013

Shaking the creamer

When a guy shakes out the com from his dick

Girl 1: last night I saw my boyfriend shaking the creamer.😆
Girl 2: haha lol I can't believe you saw him do that😂

by Just talking real shit December 27, 2016

Stir the creamer

The act of giving a man oral sex with a mouthful of hot or warm coffee, then letting him ejaculate in your mouth and mixing the load with the coffee.

The guy has a move that he does with coffee that will drive you wild, he will even let you stir the creamer.

by Doublea4lb March 16, 2024