The Conduit

"The Conduit" is a Wii exclusive first-person-shooter. It is developed by High Voltage Software and was released Spring of 2009. It boasts a unique graphics engine and 16-player online, utilizing the Wii Speak peripheral. It has won numerous awards like IGN's "Best Graphics Technology".

Gamer 1: "Dude, lets go play the Conduit"
Gamer 2: "Yeah, its supposed to be better than Halo.

by Further Intel January 26, 2009

Accept the Condition

If you “Accept the Condition” you agree to date someone.

Yasmine should accept the condition.

by The juicy juice October 20, 2017

the condition

Waking up in a strange place after having consumed much alcohol, walking to were your bathroom normaly is, then relieving yourself in an inappropriate area of your hosts house.

Don had the condition earlier. He got trashed last night and crashed on my sofa, woke up in the middle of the night, stumbled into my closet and peed in my shoes.

by Timothy Trice April 16, 2007

Toes the condition

Toes The Condition
Turn you're toes turn into a third nut

he tried to touch his toes
but touched his third nut

The boys toes got touched in school and the toes crawled up his leg

Toes the Condition

by TerryTheFag October 27, 2022

the conductor

When a female of questionable reputation has enough space in her vagina to accommodate an entire fist, one then punches the first straight into the vagina whilst shouting "Choo Choo " or making noises resembling a locomotive.

That chick from the bar had enough room in her vag for a locomotive to do donuts, so I pulled the conductor off.

by rwcraiden October 27, 2015

Talk to the conductor

Usually referred to as the conductor of the "Addy Train". The train you get on when you need to "get on that zoomazooma-zoom-zoom". Talking to the conductor of the train gives you special abilities beyond just "Riding the Train". It allows you to crank the speed of it up to about Mach 3.

"What's got into you today bro, you're going 100 miles an hour today?"

"This morning I knew I wasn't feelin like gettin shit done so I had to hop on that traaiiin and talk to the conductor!!!"

"Word"

by nibblegnome September 25, 2011

the human condition

That we as humans are aware of our own mortality.

Struggling with death anxiety is just part of the human condition.

by dj alfa September 13, 2007