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that's NOT the business 

not cool, not happining
If a dude comes and talks to you and you think he is ugly you tell your friends "that's NOT the business"
that's NOT the business by babygyrl September 21, 2005

the world's best business psychologist

A common Saying in northern Berlin.

Used to refer to Russians who have exceptionally white skin.
Supposedly it is from the late 90s come and can also be related to phenomenal beautiful eyes, cheek blasts and other body parts.
"You are surly the world's best business psychologist Sophie!"
"Trank You You!"

The Blackberry business school

A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!

Giving Squidward the business 

1.) "Whoops, just walked in on some dude giving Squidward the business".

2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".

3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"

Giving someone the business 

Giving someone a hard time or trouble. Often mis accredited to the 1986 football game call, but is actually a much older term.

For an earlier reference see "Twilight Zone - What you Need"
"Patience, thats another thing that you need Mr. Renard, patience"

"What are you doin, givin me the business!?!"

could be substituted for giving someone the business

Business Secrets Of The Pharoahs 

A book published by the fictional character Mark Corriganin the British television program ‘Peep Show’. The book turns out to be a failure after Mark realises the publishing company ‘Royal London’ aren’t as professional as originally thought, leading to the book being published in a poor physical condition and lacking some of Mark’s intended content.
dobby: marks writing a book!
mark: oh it’s nothing really...
mark: BUSINESS SECRETS OF THE PHAROAHS!