The Brita

When a woman is performing oral sex on a man, and once he ejaculates and she swallows, he slits her throat so it filters out, much like a Brita water purifier.

This chick was really annoying me last night so I gave her the Brita.

by DerDeutsche August 26, 2008

Gin in the Brita

Anytime one thing is replaced with another. Originally invented as an April Fool's Day prank. Water can be removed from any container that holds it and replaced with gin, vodka or any other clear spirit. An unsuspecting person will pour a glass and drink it down. Hopefully that person will spit it out all over their large, heaving breasts or at least go to work at a pet store completely shit-faced.

Customer: "I think that salesperson is drunk!"
Store Mananger: "It's okay miss. His roommate put Gin in the Brita."
Customer: "Wow, Gin in the Brita. Gin in the Brita? Gin in the Brita is a fucked up idea!"
Store Manager: "By Jim!"

by The Original Slim Bavis April 1, 2005

The Britains

When you consume too much tea within a time period of two weeks causing oneself to develop a case of picket fence and start incorporating "cunt" into almost every sentence.

Guy: Man, I've been drinking so much tea the past month. God, it tastes so good!
Friend: Sounds to me you've got a case of The Britains

by YaBoiDiabetes1 January 19, 2020

Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and britannic

The Britanic sank in ww1 by a mine. And the Olimpic is in a privately owned dock owened by some random millionaire

Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and Britannic lasted longer than the Tittanic. ( just resently they found the Olimpics number plating is found in the Olimpic which can mean a cover up might of happened

by thecanadianninja January 15, 2019

Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way

nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

by noddy330 June 22, 2009

put the great in britain

When someone says something that britain did that made it a strong country

Person 1: "You shouldn't have stole that."

Person 2: "put the great in britain."

by Willisnotmyrealname August 2, 2020

the battle of britain

Won in 1940/41 by the british air force when outnumbered by the germans five to one. Britain stood alone when western europe had fallen and beat the nazis.

An englishman should always be proud of the battle of britain. We stood alone.

by ashteroid April 18, 2007