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The Books of Rancid Nasties 

It's a series of books that serve as doctrines for the Lupearian faith. It is believed that the Lupearians came into existence around 334 BC and influenced the homosexual behaviors exhibited in ancient Greece.

The Books of Rancid Nasties, hold the knowledge of endless homosexual rituals that are preformed by sworn in Lupearians.

It is speculated that the last living decadent of the Lupearians, lurks in the Southern most tip of Texas, that continues to uphold the rituals of the Books of Rancid Nasties.

Last sighting of an Alpba Lupearian, was in an Allied US cave and is awaiting to convert the next dirty jerbear to continue the belief of the Lupearians.
I prayed over the Books of Rancid Nasties, and was enlightened by the wisdom of the Lupearians.

hit the books

To study really hard, avoiding other distractions
I haven't studied for today's test yet. Time to hit the books!
hit the books by Malinda October 2, 2002

cooking the books 

a frequent practice of lying and cheating in any record bookkeeping, in order to substancially increase your own personnal profit and earnings. OR knowingly providing incorrect information in a companies financial statements. This is, needless to say, illegal.
Johnny went to jail for cooking the books at his office.
cooking the books by losrunner April 9, 2004

off the books 

No paper trail , on the down low.

Don't tell no one. kind of like when someone is hiding money they keep it "OFF THE BOOKS"
ELLIE : HEY I NEED YOU TO DO ME A SOLID, BUT KEEP IT OFF THE BOOKS.

ANGEL : I GOT YOU , SAY NO MAS.
off the books by Elliedizzle420 December 1, 2018

one for the books

an occurence so incredible that will surely be remembered for years to come.
''Jeanette aptly labeled Tom as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.''

That's definetly one for the books, wouldn't you say?

Oh well, Jeanette....least you still have me...! ;)
one for the books by Robbie September 4, 2006

for the books

Guy 1: "Scored the car for half price from the honey that sold it to me... then I scored again!"
Guy 2: "Dude, that is epic!! One for the books for sure!!"
for the books by hipster April 13, 2004