The Bernardi

When the male partner sticks his finger in the females ass and swirls it around!!

so there i was doing her from behind and i gave her the bernardi!

by dick withers March 4, 2009

The saint bernard

When a woman goes down on you, and you blow your load in her mouth without warning. When she gets the suprise ejaculation and puts her head down and she starts shaking it back and forth as the cum is running out the sides of her mouth like a slobbery saint bernard.

Since she didn't give the dog a bath last night like she promised. I'm giving her The Saint Bernard tonight.

by Dusty3183 September 20, 2011

bernard the bear

So big he is like a person but so fluffy everyone loves him. He is the beloved best friend of many and is the height of a wild Abby. He may take up the whole bed, but who cares bernard is worth it!

"Whoa, that Bear is the height of Abby"
"Must be Bernard the bear"

by Haley_ April 2, 2014

Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).

Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009