The Beamer

When she calls you racial slurs as she pegs you in the ass.

“Hey what you do last night?” “Oh I did the Beamer last night”

The Beamer by BigNig81 June 3, 2023

Take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house

A replacement phrase for anal sex

Hans was running from Riggs and Murtaugh just trying to take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house.

Take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house by Fishpatty Nelson August 17, 2024

Beamer the size of china 

You get a big red face and cheesy grin when you realise you have accomplished something amazing.

Throwing buckfast bottles from great lengths into a bin will gain you a beamer the size of china!

Boy 1:- * throws buckfast bottle into bin 30 yards*

Boy2 :-aww whit You've got a beamer the size of china!

boy 1 :- Thats because im the man.

Beamer the size of china by Donduckglasgowrangers November 19, 2011

eat the beaver 

a pussy licker. see muff diver

man, your mums wants to eat the beaver all the time

eat the beaver by Dom(nathansgay) July 14, 2007

sharpen the beaver cleaver 

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

sharpen the beaver cleaver by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

Salting the Beaver 

The act of a man ejaculating onto a woman's vagina.

Salting the Beaver: "Last night Tyler salted Krysta's beaver."

Salting the Beaver by Beau&Ankle June 12, 2018

ride the beaver 

a public Leicester bus company they use a blue double-decker bus. the bus has a large beaver waving on it and wave to the beaver and ride the beaver writen on the bus.

we are going to ride the beaver to the supermarket

ride the beaver by starkey123 December 10, 2011