The Wood

Ringwood, New Jersey, a paradise of trees and lakes and home to the coolest people alive.

I live in the wood, therefore I am awesome!!

by TR lova September 22, 2004

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Referred to when a punishing hit is delievered in an athletic event. Known as "bringing the wood" or "laying the wood." Hits oftentimes leave opponents crippled for life which is incouragable as it brings prestige to those who "bring the wood"

Coach: Ok Tommy, You're big and black you should be able to bring the wood here and put their white QB out of the game.

In Game: Tommy gets his black ass owned by the white guy as he lays the wood on him.

Tommy now lives in a wheelchair and shits himself regularly

by Cobra May 13, 2005

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slang term for inglewood, california; also known as the city of champions. home of the great western forum which housed the world champion los angeles lakers.

most of my homies is reppin' word213/word, we like to cruise to the wood every once in a while.

by bud newman. February 28, 2003

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a nickname for the country star Carrie Underwood. most commonly used by her obsessive fans. quite often used in sexually suggestive sentences.

I'd put my wood under Carrie!
The Wood owns.

by thewoodownskthxbye December 1, 2006

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Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."

Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game

In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.

Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.

by The Dude March 24, 2005

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