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the weedwhacker

a sexual act in which your girlfriend(with braces) is giving you head, you must then take a strong rope and tie her feet to a high powered ceiling fan, upon which her braces will rip your pubes out.
last week i had my girlfriend give me the weedwhacker... i'm still bleeding and shes still picking pubs out of her braces today.

The Weed Wacker 

The act of shaving another persons pubic hairs while holding a razor in your mouth.
Dude she wouldent shave that shit so i totally had to give her The Weed Wacker
The Weed Wacker by Tony Cock October 2, 2011

Wacking the weed wacker 

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker 

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.
I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!