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the waddler

waddlers are people who waddle when they walk, have greasy hair, smells really bad and hates deodorant. They also usually are giant snitches for no reason. They are spoiled brats.
Friend 1: "You know the waddler?"

Friend 2: "Omg! Yes they skink so much!"

Friend 3:"do they even know what deodorant is?!"
by RipeOranges121 August 5, 2023
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the waddle

When the girl walks in front of the guy and he has his hands around her waist and they walk as one. Usually the cholo looking girls and guys do it, or other ghetto people.
Johnny and Maria were doing the waddle in Monctlair Plaza.
by Ev Guido June 2, 2008
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Take the waddle off

that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.

me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off
by little man87 July 9, 2016
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The Cum Waddle

When you have cum in your vag and you clench your legs to hold it in, while waddling to the bathroom.
Guy *cums in girl's vag*
Girl *cum waddles to bathroom*
Guy: "Why are you walking funny?"
Girl: "I'm doing the cum waddle cause I don't wanna leak cum on the floor!"
by GeoNips October 4, 2014
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The Turkey Waddle

When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.

Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.

I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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the dirty waddle

A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.
Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.

Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!
by alexvause September 6, 2016
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Waddle the daddle

Waddle the daddle is another term for choking the chicken, beating the meat, jacking off, etc. Term can be used with the bros
bro 1: Hey! I'm gonna go waddle the daddle!
Bro 2: what's that mean?
Bro 3: he's gonna go beat his meat to that instagram pic
by Whyamihere69 December 9, 2020
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