The WAD

An obese person that scratches 50% of the day with the rest spent eating and sleeping. he will pick his nose and wipe it pretty much anywhere in the house. he will lie about anything possible to get in the conversation. He will eat anything he see's. If he see's sombody else eating his mind will automatically trigger himself to get food. He will also make annoying little noises when he breathes. He has the most minging feet u will ever see and they stink awful! He enjoys going for drunky bums and talks absolute crap when he's drunky. He wakes up at crack of dawn as soon as he hears a noise and then sits in his black chair with his shorts on and his feet out yawning all day! His laugh is so annoying and sounds like a little girl.

The WAD

by Skelmersdale CCC January 16, 2010

THE WAD

A fucking mammoth wang

John Holmes was nicknamed "THE WAD!!!"

by Matt Ross September 25, 2003

pad the wad

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

flop the wad

an overtly homosexual slang phrase used by Monroe county renown singer/songwriters who think they far above the measuring stick of conventional society. (see Jonah Carden)

Jonah Carden: Man I think it's time for me to go flop the wad with Timmy and Stripes.

Random person: Uh yeah whatever Jonah, sounds like it sucks as bad as Southern Lame.

by Ron Parker January 19, 2008

The Carolina spit wad

The act of spiting in someones ass hole then the other person deficits into a cup and drinking it then swapping it in the others mouth as a sexual act.

she a kinky bitch she did the Carolina spit wad with Tristan.

by thickdickdady69 April 7, 2022

The Wades

The reproductive gland in a male vertebrate, the source of spermatozoa and the androgens, normally occurring paired in an external scrotum in humans. AKA: The Boys, Family Jewels, Kahones, Marbles in the Fun Bag, Balls, Nuts, Sac of Joy, Junk, The Berries of "Twig and Two Berries", Gonads, Beans, Cookies, etc.

Ben kicked Chuck right in The Wades!

by ICA January 21, 2005

The Wadell

Originally defined in 1500 Manchester England when the local count Randall Wadell was witness by his staff having anal sex with dead horse, 'The Wadell" was defined to be having anal sex with a dead animal, originally meaning horses, eventually to include house hold pets, including dogs, cats and even hamsters.

My girl was tired last night it was like I was having the Wadell.

by mugsyhanger May 2, 2010