The traveller

The traveller is a term used to describe the boner you get whilst travelling long distances.

Driver: hey whats wrong with you?

Passenger: nothin man jus got the traveller.

by goy goy the great November 25, 2009

The Traveler

The act of farting in a woman’s purse and zipping it back up.

"The traveler" I gave the bitch some gas to go.

by Willp May 30, 2013

Don't stand for the traveler

Another term for patience

A good example of patience of the Wet-Nanny, is Don't stand for the traveler!

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR January 15, 2024

The Time Traveler's Wife

To engage in sexual intercourse with a young woman, her mother, and her grandmother and if possible her great grandmother. If you do them in order of youngest to oldest it is called the time traveler's wife, if you do them from oldest to youngest it is called "The curious case of Been jamin' an' Fuckin'".

"Dude I was at this wedding last night, and totally hooked up the time traveler's wife, banged them all then took off in a delorean!"

by Big Poppa Pumpypumppumppumppum July 4, 2009

The Time Traveler's Wife

One of the best books you will ever read. Also, is a movie coming out August 14, 2009 with Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana. The story is by Audrey Niffenegger and follows Henry as he time travels uncontrollably due to a genetic disorder called Chrono Displacement. He leaves everything but his body behind. He visits big events in his life, most importantly, he visits the love of his life Clare, through all years of her life. A great read.

From The Time Traveler's Wife:
Clare: It's hard being left behind. I wait for Henry, not knowing where he is, wondering if he's okay. It's hard to be the one who stays.

I keep myself busy. Time goes faster that way.
I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

Henry: I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

by chello313 June 16, 2009

Hector The Time Travelling Midget

A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the people at that time, for he was only 3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The goo that started all life sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be. Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw hair dryers into the bathtub.

Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little People Big World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"

Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."

Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."

by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

the blues traveler

find a girl with a nice meaty vagina. when eating her out, turn your head sideways. blow, suck, and slide up and down the vagina like a harmonica. named so because of blue's traveler's use of the instrument.

i was going down on her played the blues traveler to liven things up.

by dj poopandscoop November 18, 2009