The Squidward

Stuffing your dick and balls against a glass window thus resembling Squidward's face.

My favorite way to pass time on the bus is to do The Squidward.

by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

The Squidward

When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.

I gave your Mum 'The Squidward' last night.

by Flealan February 23, 2008

The Squidward

I.E. Roman helmet ... Where a man places his testicles on top of each of a woman's eyes and lays his penis down her nose.

She was denying me sex, so after she passed out, I gave her The Squidward

by Jason5star December 31, 2010

The Squidward

Where you drop your balls over someones nose and let you dick hang as their nose

Guy: Hey. He passed out wanna give him the squidward?
Guy2: HELL YA THEN WE CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT!

by ESwagmeout! January 1, 2012

The Squidward

A sexual act where a man uses a raw squid tube as a condom then engages in anal sex and ejaculates in the squid. Afterwards, him or his partner eat the semen filled squid tube.

The remains of the squid is considered a delicacie and is often fought over.

Me and my boyfriend did the squidward last night. The asshole didn't share any of the squid .

by Cosbycosplay April 11, 2016

The Squidward

When you're standing over your partner, place both your balls on their eyes, and let your schlong hang loose.

"I was doing The Squidward on Quincy's face."

by Levi Spencer January 23, 2021

The Squidward

When you hit someone with the squidward it means you just don’t give a fuck and you’re doing unspeakable things

If he snitch on me ima hit him wit the squidward no kap

by Jumpa Brim March 10, 2022