The Scissor

It's Silver, Slick, and Sharp. EVERYONE LOVES THESE THINGS! THESE help you cut both OBJECTS and PEOPLE ;)!

"Hi Jerry, I you like to have "The Scissor" please, I need to teach someone.... How to cut CLAY!
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What? H-huh? You thought I was gonna KILL that someone? NO-WAY! ~I'll never do tha-at!~(BIG.CREEPY.SMILEY.FACE)

by K-WILL-SUE-YOU December 9, 2019

The Scissor

A drink with Malibu Rum, Harvest Suprise Fruit juice, and vegetable juice.

Some guy with an excellent sense of smell - Hey, it kind of spells like 2 ladies scissoring in the room?

The girl with The Scissor - Oh, thats because I am drinking a Scissor.

by quickster May 6, 2008

The Scissor Lift

Lesbian sex on an airplane

"Two girls from coach just walked into the bathroom, I bet they're trying The Scissor Lift"

by Salamandr November 9, 2009

The Scissor Drawer

2 men scissor with another man in the middle.

Dude, did you hear about Johnny Sins? He did The Scissor Drawer during his most recent scene. I almost nutted on my ceiling fan.

by Mini Johnny Sins September 21, 2019

The Runny Scissor

When you and a partner assume the scissor position and spray Diarrhea at the same time.

"Hey wanna come back to my place so we can do The Runny Scissor?"

by SirOdinson May 23, 2023

The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

by Crack15 September 2, 2019

scissoring off the turtle head

When you are taking a shit, it's the last little pieces to come out.

Dude 1: Cmon' bro, let's hit the clubs.

Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.

by Heezy P. March 16, 2014