roost

To spend a long time sitting on the toilet.

Marcus likes to eat Mexican food and then roost in the upstairs bathroom for an hour or two.

by RunningFool May 22, 2006

roost

to sit on the toilet for an extended amount of time

That roost was so long that I read two more chapters out of this book.

by T&A July 30, 2008

Roost

To throw dirt on people after you pass them on your dirt bike or any motor vehicle

My klx140 just roosted on chase bowen while he was eating fried krispy kremes

by Mult January 21, 2015

Roosted

When a female rooster has laid an egg.

Mika: Yo, my rooster Becky just roosted! I'm so excited!
Juelisa: Congratulations!

by Jujifruit22 October 23, 2019

Roosted

Past tense of the verb "to roost". The act of basking another vehicle or person in mud, crud, or debris of some sort, by using your rear wheels and harsh acceleration.

That prick roosted me while my window was down

by 4x4king March 12, 2009

The Roost

A shitty cold chicken sandwich shop. Usually uses some variation of chicken salad minus the mayo.

God help me please, I ate at Roost for lunch.
Ahhh!!! I feel like I just ate diarrhea...No sir you just had Roost.
Who the fuck keeps the Roost?...I think their only investor is a guy named Thramer.

by Kyle Hartley August 14, 2008

Roosting

To Roost; to sit and hold loaded marijauna paraphernalia and hold up the rotation instead of hitting it, because you are in excessive conversation, or otherwise distracted.

I have been dying for a hit of that bud, but the dude beside me had been roosting on it.

by Keyster Wong May 30, 2010