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The Red Scare

The terrible fear a man feels when his girlfriend doesn't have her monthly period.
Guy 1: Hey, my girl didn't have her period. I can't have a kid right now.

Guy 2: Dude that sucks.

Guy 1: Yeah, I'm def feeling the Red Scare right now.

Guy 2: Should'a worn a condom.
by pbogg April 2, 2011
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The Red Scare

Ever since Adam Blumenthal ate spaghetti with ketchup in elementary school, I've been cursed by the Red Scare
by fasulyespor August 18, 2016
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