The Red Scare

The terrible fear a man feels when his girlfriend doesn't have her monthly period.

Guy 1: Hey, my girl didn't have her period. I can't have a kid right now.

Guy 2: Dude that sucks.

Guy 1: Yeah, I'm def feeling the Red Scare right now.

Guy 2: Should'a worn a condom.

The Red Scare by pbogg April 2, 2011

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The Red Scare

an irrational fear of ketchup

Ever since Adam Blumenthal ate spaghetti with ketchup in elementary school, I've been cursed by the Red Scare

The Red Scare by fasulyespor August 18, 2016

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