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The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY 

Guy 1: how do we describe the post above us
Guy 2: A carpet
Guy 1: MEGA GAY
Guy 2: yes, The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY

The Post Gym Pump 

When you go to the gym and get temporarily get bigger after your workout, just to go back to your normal size.
You (post gym): "man I'm so pumped after that workout, I'm freaking huge!"

Your body: "you just have the post gym pump. This is what you could look like, but... you won't actually look like that in about 30 min"
The Post Gym Pump by Tuckleberry August 29, 2019

The Post-Haste

(n.) a legendary venue located in San Francisco's Lower Pacific Heights district known widely among San Franciscan's as the contemporary go-to spot for wildly exotic and scintillating social gatherings.
The Post-Haste has hosted crowd-pleasing events such as the South of the Border Occupation Celebration, Roll up a Phatty - Sushi, Wrath of the Renaissance, Rubies and Ruphies, Live 3 or Die, and 80's for Adam.

"Hey are you going to prom at The Post-Haste this Saturday?"

"Oh hell ya, I'm going to roll up out the cut around 11 and do the Macarena until my eyes bleed."

The Post-It 

When you feed your girlfriend a big meal and forbid her from shitting for the next 7 hours, then do her from behind whilst fingering her butthole so you get a nice juicy wad of poop.
Then write a special message on her back and invite your closest friends to jizz on top of it. Wait for it to dry, then peel it off so you can post it on her fridge.
"Valentine's Day was coming up and I wanted to get her something special, so I gave her the post-it!"

The post-breakfast club 

That sad half table at lunch with Bella, Meghan, Jacob, and Lili
Yo! You see those people over there, that’s The Post-breakfast Club.......I know, tragic.

The post you are seeing will keep you loyal. 

2021 is going to be hella good year, you will see.
If you prove me wrong, then your in the pit.
The post you are seeing will keep you loyal.