The Moat

a luxury item sandslappers put around their penis' before building the Sand Volcano

since Kyle is a sandslapper, He wants to make the best sand volcano, so he built The Moat.

by Kylesnotinvited2 August 31, 2018

fill the moat

v. phrase. British euphemism for emptying one's bladder. Similar to watering the cricketfield, but with more urgency and volume.

Cor blimey mate. I don't half need to fill the moat, and no mistake.

Would Your Majesty care for a bucket?

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

To fill the moat

To urinate against a fence/wall/tree or simply directly on to the floor between 5 and 10 paces of one's living quarters.

Primarily used at campsites by males.

Male 1: Gentlemen, I must now depart to fill the moat, ready a beer for my return.
Male 2: Dude the bogs are just around the corner, cut that shit out.

*Male 1 backhands Male 2 for not honouring his god given right to urinate wherever the fuck he pleases. Also for being a faggot*

by Male 1 March 4, 2009

into the moat

Matthew Gossman - Drums
Kit Wray - Guitar
Earl Ruwell IV - Vocals
Travis LeVrier - Guitar

Started in May 2001 in Ft. Lauderdale, FL by drummer Matthew Gossman, Into the Moat started as a one-man project. Matthew recorded all the instruments for several demo tracks and showed them to friends to complete the band. Into the Moat was eventually pieced together composed of musicians between the ages 18 and 19. Once the line up was complete Into The Moat started playing countless shows working on their live performances, which can only be described as intense and powerful taking full command of the unsuspecting audience. Their style was refined in January of 2002 as then bassist Kit Wray, moved onto guitar and assumed the main song writing responsibilities. The band released one EP on Lovelost Records in May 2003, which received rave reviews from the underground and gained the attention of Metal Blade Records. "Since this band started three years ago, we have wanted nothing more than to be on Metal Blade Records. They have been around for over 20 years, and we are extremely proud to be a part of something so successful, not to mention being amongst such awesome bands. It is a great feeling to have accomplished what once seemed like an unreachable goal. With MB's help, we are going to be able to take our band much further," states Matthew

The band has definitely come a long way since their beginnings three years ago and has accomplished more on their own than most other bands that have the help and support of a label. Constantly working on live shows and fine-tuning their sound, Into The Moat have unquestionably proven themselves to be a necessity to a scene lusting for something new, bringing a redefined sense of creativity and talent to the forefronts of metal. From neck snapping blast beats and time changes to catchy and brutal break downs Into The Moat is sure to stand out among the masses of bands in the same genre.

The Design brings heavier and more complex songs from this young 5 piece that are already hitting the road to prepare for the new release. You will be able to catch the band live when they tour with label mates Winter Solstice and The Red Death, Black Market Activities artist PARIA and From A Second Story Window along with The Acacia Strain, Radiation 4, and All Shall Perish. This will not be a tour to miss as Into The Moat puts on a passionate live show that will leave you longing for more! The Design is sure to be an instant hit with any fans of Coalesce and old Dillinger Escape Plan.

Into the Moat Kicks ASS!

by California de pirata January 24, 2006

Sandbagging the Moat

The building of additional protective infrastructure around a couch fort. Couch forts being predominantly made of pillow and potentially mattresses, thus sandbags would theoretically be made of apple pies. Popularised by the Melbourne Fort Builders Anonymous society.

Andrew: Gee Rach, you've gone to quite a bit of effort with sandbagging the moat of this week's fort

Rachel: You know it, these apple pie sandbags look silly now, but when the Saxons turn up, they ain't gettin anywhere near my Bulls jumper.

by sxpress7 May 19, 2008

draining the moat

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Thanks awfully for the cucumber sandwiches my lady but I fear it is now time for draining the moat.

Sorry?

I need to take my corgi for a walk.

Pardon?

It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.

Are you coming on to me?

No my majesty!

Pity.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

Bloat the Moat

A condition which is associated with the sensation of feeling bloated and miserable, usually brought on through the excess consumption of alcohol and going 'big game hunting'. Effects can vary, though at their most severe, can lead to 'blockages' and 'compaction' for durations of up to several weeks. This condition gained noteriety during the summer of 2008 when MD suffered from a 'moat' for 2 weeks.

Fuck's sake, you boys speak so much crap.... 5 mins later... Ugh, massive bloat the moat.

I couldn't eat another thing.... savage bloat the moat.

Definitely putting on weight. Probably bloat the moat but it could be perma-bloat.... I hope not.

by Tyskie81 February 2, 2009