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The Miner

A sex move. Where you strap a small bulb to your dick (your "helmet") before you go to work deep in the mine. The warmth of the bulb gives your girl more pleasure that way.
Guy 1: You ever tried The Miner?
Guy 2: Yeah, my bird really screamed when I used that one.
by Lenwin July 19, 2012
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The Miner

While fucking a girl, your dick is so small the condom falls off and you have to pretend to finger her to get it out.
Joe couldn't find the condom after pulling The Miner on Carrisa.
by Joshuanaganooch September 27, 2006
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the miner

The act of wearing a strap on penis upon your forid, and proceeding to fuck the vaginal cavity using the strap on and while you eat through the ass ruble.
"deebles said to tyrone I gave Disco Dunkley The Miner"
by Sammuel Cruise August 1, 2006
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The miner!

Yelled in combination with laughter after the miner says or does something stupid or out of line. Can be anything from a drastic exaggeration (usually involves numbers) to rolling around drunk on the ground outside a bar with no pants on. Miner moments are pretty common, and given enough alcohol they are inevitable.
haha Chris just accidently wiped cake frosting all over his face after falling and slamming his head on the dishwasher after taking a few too many shots.

The miner! hahaha!
by I've had like 27 beers February 4, 2009
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You can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler

A reference to how hard work can be outdone by luck in some instances, such as how a miner could work in the caves and a gambler could win more money than him in a casino.
person 1: Did you hear that Darragh fella won a free chicken roll last night?
person 2: Well, you know what they say, you can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler!
by aaaREDaaa June 14, 2023
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The Coal Miner

When a man puts a strap on dildo on his forehead (like a coal miner’s head lamp) and fucks a woman methodically with only his neck muscles.
Woman: “How was your date last night Erica?”
Erica: “Great! After dinner and a movie, we went home and he Coal Mined me all night.”
Woman: “He is totally The Coal Miner!”
by TheFuckMaster69 July 13, 2019
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The Chilean Miner

It's where you get a group of guys to gangbang the same girl in the same hole every day for like two months straight. Then, at the end of it, they 'drill' a new hole and you cheer every time someone comes out.
That bitch got The Chilean Miner treatment. It was on every cable news channel.
by Bubbabobobbrain December 8, 2010
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