The Mateo

The act of degrading and gas-lighting one's partner to induce Stockholm like tendencies, and circumvent accountability towards household responsibilities and fulfilling deeds of loving affection

You know, even if Buffalo Bill was a little more sane, I'm sure he'd still do The Mateo

by SliceOfSuperficial September 9, 2025

Mateo the gooner

Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.

Mateo the gooner is the best gooner in town!!

by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024

Ride The Mate

When you are fucking your mate in an intimate position.

Tonight, I'm going to ride the mate. You?

by pablowisdom August 16, 2016

The Mate

An oddly shaped European man, with an affinity for Asian culture specially women and exotic Latin American food

“Entonces The Mate is in town; let’s find a Chinese happy ending massage after we get some tacos and mezcal”

by Molecule Man April 2, 2019

Not a sniff in the bizzle mate

Taunt, towards your adversary, after you have bested him in any engagement, be it sporting or otherwise.

After rinsing Dan the chopper at football, Jon turned and said 'Not a sniff in the bizzle mate.' He then proceeded to kick seven shades of bizzle out of him.

by Jimboooooo May 11, 2009

The Running Mate

If you are dealt a King and a Seven in Texas Hold'em, this hand is known as The Running Mate.

I can't believe he beat me with The Running Mate!

by pjerickson August 19, 2016

Pin The Tail on The Soul Mate

The game needy people are playing when they go from relationship to relationship talking about spending forever with their current partner, when they actually will eventually bail after a few signs of trouble, only to soon find some other sucker.

Bruce: Yeah my cousin's with my ex now.
Karen: Yeah they seem really happy together.
Bruce: Too bad she's just playing Pin The Tail on The Soul Mate all the time. I already feel sorry for him.

by MonsterCockBaby September 25, 2010