The Lenny 

When you jizz into a washcloth and then throw it at the wall which makes a cum splatter technique effect that can only be seen with a black light.

My wife wouldn’t let me shoot it in her face, so I pulled The Lenny.

The Lenny by Lizzie Fence April 26, 2024

the lenny kravitz jig 

A trip. The jig who has a furry afro and looks like a retarded 15 year old version of the gay jewish black singer, Lenny Kravitz. Always looks like he's on way too many anti-depressants and makes strange twitchy face motions, while always maintaining the same eerie smile, which has become a trademark of the Lenny Kravitz Jig. Always asks me for acid.

Bobby: dude, who's the Jimmy Kravitz nig?
Me: Ahahaha! Look, dude. It's the Lenny Kravitz Jig!

the lenny kravitz jig by d4nk5 May 30, 2006

the lenny kravitz 

the lenny kravitz can be achieved by biting into one side of a lifesavers gummy and wearing it as a nose ring just like lenny kravitz and singing the chorus of "fly away" by lenny kravitz

Ridge: *puts on lifesaver nose ring* i want to get away!

Clyde: *also has on lifesaver nose ring* i wanna flyyyyyyyy awayyyyy!

Both: yeahhhhh yeahhhhh yeahhhh

the lenny kravitz ensues...

the lenny kravitz by senior john mulberry March 28, 2010

The Lenny Face 

The Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is a type of emotion that is made by lots of symbols and means ? (strange)

Anthony: Fuck off Peter!
Peter: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wat da fuk
Anthony: Why the fuck did you use The Lenny Face?

The Lenny Face by Eyeball Playz June 6, 2018

The Dirty Lenny 

The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.

Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.

The Dirty Lenny by The Dirty Lenny March 15, 2021

Lennard the human Geyser 

A large neck beard with the classic fedora, wielding a 1 inch long 3 inch wide penis that fires with the force of a jet engine.

Lennard the human geyser thinks himself a worrier wilst typing sexiest things about women online and blasting away at his loli body pillows with force equivalent to a jet engine and the accuracy of a blind soldier.

Lennard the human Geyser by Wood For Hire May 19, 2019

Lennonnhardtt the real one 

Very funny guy with a 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine as a laughing muscle (make sure it doesn't overheat!).
Besides their profession as social assi they're also known for being professional bodybuilders, CS:GO players and under the pseudonym of "Helene Fischer" german Schlagericons.
But not everyone is suitable to provide for a Lennonnhardtt, a common problem is the feeding of them as they need shit loads of food.

"What is this guy doing with a Truck at the supermarket?"
"No worries, he's probably just buying breakfast for his Lennonnhardtt the real one"

Lennonnhardtt the real one by definetlynotLolcnoflxF July 15, 2021