The Larry

The little bit of of leftover beer in your bottle that is too warm to drink. See disgusting.

We dared Jim to drink all of The Larrys in the kitchen after the party last night.

Did he do it?

Yeah. He was still drunk.

by Cheela June 20, 2006

the larry

When you deficate in the womans mouth, then mushroom slap her on the cheeks. If she swallows it, you've done the larry.

My girlfriends loves me, we did the larry.

by Buzz Darkyear April 6, 2010

The Larry

The Ultimate Jackass.

That guy is the biggest Larry I know!

by TheDuck October 9, 2004

The Larry

When a man rubs one out and eats his own spooge

I asked my boyfriend to let me watch The Larry. He then performed The Larry for me.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

The Larry Dolan Circle of Suck

When some asshole cheapskate Major League Baseball owner trades his top level talent for bullshit prospects when they are due to get paid, hence signaling a rebuilding process. 5 years down the road, he will inevitably trade that talent when and if they are due for a contract, signaling the beginning of another rebuilding process.

Larry Dolan's minion, Mark Shapiro, dealt the reigning Cy Young award winner for 4 guys who will inevitably be bagging groceries in a few short years, continuing the Larry Dolan circle of suck.

by The ghost of Manny Ramirez July 30, 2009

The Larry Tate

When a man smears his ejaculate on a partner's upper lip.

This gives the recipient what amounts to an old man's white moustache, (eg. Larry Tate from Bewitched)

Bonus points are given if the recipient twitches their nose like Samantha afterwards.

She always has me finish on her chin, but today I gave her the Larry Tate. Yep, the old man's white moustache!

by doccerz June 4, 2010

The Larry Merchant

A world-famous beverage named after the great Larry "Vodka Breath" Merchant, former HBO Boxing commentator.

Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.

Drink it between rounds.

"Would you like The Larry Merchant? You may get vodka breath but just have a mint."

"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."

"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"

by TommyBoySelleck February 5, 2017