The Larry
We dared Jim to drink all of The Larrys in the kitchen after the party last night.
Did he do it?
Yeah. He was still drunk.
Did he do it?
Yeah. He was still drunk.
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When you deficate in the womans mouth, then mushroom slap her on the cheeks. If she swallows it, you've done the larry.
the larry by Buzz Darkyear April 6, 2010
The Larry
The Ultimate Jackass.
The Larry Dolan Circle of Suck
When some asshole cheapskate Major League Baseball owner trades his top level talent for bullshit prospects when they are due to get paid, hence signaling a rebuilding process. 5 years down the road, he will inevitably trade that talent when and if they are due for a contract, signaling the beginning of another rebuilding process.
Larry Dolan's minion, Mark Shapiro, dealt the reigning Cy Young award winner for 4 guys who will inevitably be bagging groceries in a few short years, continuing the Larry Dolan circle of suck.
The Larry Dolan Circle of Suck by The ghost of Manny Ramirez July 30, 2009
The Larry Tate
When a man smears his ejaculate on a partner's upper lip.
This gives the recipient what amounts to an old man's white moustache, (eg. Larry Tate from Bewitched)
Bonus points are given if the recipient twitches their nose like Samantha afterwards.
This gives the recipient what amounts to an old man's white moustache, (eg. Larry Tate from Bewitched)
Bonus points are given if the recipient twitches their nose like Samantha afterwards.
She always has me finish on her chin, but today I gave her the Larry Tate. Yep, the old man's white moustache!
The Larry Tate by doccerz June 4, 2010
The Larry Merchant
A world-famous beverage named after the great Larry "Vodka Breath" Merchant, former HBO Boxing commentator.
Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.
Drink it between rounds.
Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.
Drink it between rounds.
"Would you like The Larry Merchant? You may get vodka breath but just have a mint."
"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."
"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"
"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."
"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"
The Larry Merchant by TommyBoySelleck February 5, 2017