The Klink

The Sexual act of shiting into your partner's mouth while whistling dixie.

Dude I totally gave Amanda the Klink last night

by Greg Basset December 9, 2008

Klinkers the gay lion

"Klinkers" is the gay lion, so called because of his huge, shaggy mess of hair. He can be seen stalking the O2 store

Did you see Klinkers the gay lion today?

Yeah, he offered me a bum and a Blackberry

by Lou_beck May 23, 2010

bob the builder kink

The act of being turned on in bed when someone calls you 'Bob The Builder".

bob the builder kink. OH YESSS!! CAN YOU FIX ME BOB?!?!

by s54ch3r March 9, 2018

Kinking the hose

The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.

"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!

by Uncle Spaz June 24, 2015

Kink the Chink#0420

A gay and super hot person (no homo) from Versaucey's discord server.

Kink the Chink#0420 is pretty gay, but also pretty hot no homo

by 𒐫𒐫𒐫 February 2, 2019

The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.

When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.

by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021

‘For the bit’ kink

A kink that is created or exposited specifically because it is funny, or ‘for the bit’.

‘Hey man, you talk about feet a lot. Are you sure you don’t have a foot fetish?’
‘Nah, man, that’s just my ‘for the bit’ kink

by NiccyMarcy September 26, 2025