the joliet

Used to name the town of Joliet,IL.Prounounced "The Joliet"like toliet.Also known as shithole-liet

Person 1: Hey,you wanna come to a friends house?
Person 2: OK,where do they live?I'll meet you.
Person 1: They live in Joliet,IL.
Person 2:Urghhh...I am NOT going to The Joliet,thanks!

by kasieksp July 30, 2008

The Jolie protocol

Angelina Jollie's famous cancer prevention protocol. 100% infallible method to prevent cancer that consist of cutting off any organ before said organ could develop cancer.

I used to smoke and now I am concerned I might get lung cancer. To prevent this from happening, I will follow the Jolie protocol and have my lungs removed.

by kagomey May 14, 2013

Keeping up with the Jolies

Getting pregnant simply to keep up with the times as defined by stars like Angelina Jolie et. al.

"Well, Erica, you should get pregnant too - ya know, just keeping up with the Jolies."

by tea lover August 26, 2008

The Jolie Theory

when you watch over 200 films in the span of 3 months and you have an obsession with reviewing them on letterboxd

my friend called me crazy for following The Jolie Theory when honestly i’m just superior to them in every way tbh

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

The Romeo and Juliet Punishment

this false crime happens and get a good guy arrested for being in love . so it can happen many ways and i will show two here. let's say a 24 year old guy got with a 16 year old girl when she turn legal age of consent right? but didn't even have sex right away anyway and they so in love the society and police how long yall been together having sex. and she don't want to seem fast and gave it up too easy so she says they been together for 6 years and now she's 17, and he's 25. when they might of just started...so she don't look like a slut, and he had every intention of doing right by her and marrying her but they arrested him for criminal sexual conduct 1st degree and 2nd degree because she was a minor and has life imprisonment and probably get rape in prison because people thought he rape a little girl. another way is a girl who is underage like 13 years old having a relationship with a 24 year old but he don't have sex with her yet because shes not the legal age of consent. and when people ask if they have sex she says yes because she feels guilty because he buys her all kinds of gifts out of love and fast food every day and no one gets to eat out every day but rich people so now this person goes to prison forever too and probably get rape when he would of waited until she was age and did nothing wrong and married her too, both cases would of.

people be so evil with they do to innocent people like The Romeo and Juliet Punishment.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 25, 2022