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The jfk

A sex position where by you splatter all over her in the car while she screams and tries to get out
The jfk

A: what you in here for?
B: I got caught jfk-ing a local high school slut in a layby.
A: damn nigga, that shit is Cray cray.
by TCgossip February 29, 2016
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The JFK

A moron that try's to act like a another moron. Kids that have to act rich and big on internet forums to get attention and please there big ego's.


100% fake, but 100% gays.
JFK and black gerbil are batty boys that toss each other off. The sole reason why people are angry in the misc section of HUKD's. Example... black gerbil humps and the JFK (KFC) enjoys the ride.
by Admin of hotukdeals March 13, 2009
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the JFK

when a girl is giving you a blow job and bust a nut so large that it almost blows the back of her head off.
dude, this chick was giving me head and I gave her the JFK!
by DJ BRAVO December 15, 2011
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The JFK is when you get oral and your about to nut and you shoot it in her face in the top left corner.
by Steve harvy Oswald February 18, 2020
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A blowjob from a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader SO GOOD, you head explodes leaving brain matter all over Dealey Plaza
my head went back...and to the left. Back...and to the left.
by JD Lucas June 18, 2003
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The act of busting on your significant other’s face when in the back seat of your car. Usually followed by a salute.
Roommate 1: Dude can I have the room tonight? This chick wants to spend the night.
Roommate 2: Bro just JFK her in the back of your car.

Friend 1: Hey man I heard you were banned from uber. What happened?
Friend 2: I hit Becca with The JFK on the way back from Lollapalooza.
by TheHotDogStore April 26, 2020
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When you stalk someone and watch there every move from a far distance and keep eyes on them at all times just to end up killing them. Basically The Entire Premise of the show YOU.
Joe Goldberg Fell in love became obsessed just to end up giving Beck The JFK.
by XPussYfUxKeDuRMoMX69 September 26, 2020
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