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the hot pocket

a sex position where the woman is on her side with one leg under the man between his legs and the other either straight in the air or around his body. The g-spot and clit will be stimulated at the same time. this can also be for anal sex. the man can move back and forth while the woman grinds. the man can also change around his postion by leaning either forward or back or anyway he wants. Since the womans thighs are together it causes her vagina to be extra warm and extra tight.
"So, what you and Tonks do last night, Raiden?"
"Got some Hot Pockets, if you know what I mean."
"Nice, bet that pussy was nice and hot and tight."
"Yeah you can never go wrong withThe Hot Pocket"
by nymphy the kitten October 18, 2013
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The hot pocket effect™

The hot pocket effect™ is when an item (most commonly food or a common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is super hot and the middle of said food is cold and not cooked at all.
My left overs experienced the hot pocket effect™ when I was trying to heat them up
by Doomguy44 September 14, 2018
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The Alabama hot pocket

When you finish in you mother than spread her leg wide open and shit in her pussy
Charles- hey did you give you mom the Alabama hot pocket last night
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her
by Mrcheesyweiner January 7, 2021
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The Flushing Hot Pocket

The Flushing Hot Pocket is a special maneuver that involves defecating into a woman's vagina and then fucking that vagina. The "Flushing" portion of the maneuver occurs when the woman expels both shit & semen into the toilet after ejaculation.
Scott B. will never experience The Flushing Hot Pocket, but he may have liked a reverse Flushing Hot Pocket.
by Troy Suresh October 16, 2008
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The Washington Hot Pocket

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.
Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good
by Random definition guy October 15, 2023
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Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind)

When a guy (the meat) has sex with a girl who is on her period (the sauce) and also has a yeast infection (the cheese). Her vagina = the pocket
I once knew a guy who gave a girl The Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind).
by libbyannerose April 22, 2010
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Hot Pocket in the Freezer

When a person performs acts of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.
Kaleb was ready for a hot pocket in the freezer but it wasn’t cold enough outside.
by All Bets Hedged March 7, 2020
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