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The Hetero

The Hetero is something you get being around straight people. However, it is much harder to get than the traditional gay.

First, you have to get all 5 Obamiums
Next, you have to kill James Charles
Then, you have to remove all your girly clothes and act straight
Finally, you have to stop masturbating to gay AND straight stuff

All of these combined will create an unstoppable force, which then, mixed together with the elements of space, will turn you... straight!

However, just a quick reminder, easier said than done. It's going to take a lot of work, but finding the right tutorials can advance you in your journey back.

Good luck!
by Stupid Af June 29, 2021
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Blinded by the Hetero

When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.
Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.
by pineapples8264 April 12, 2016
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TheHetero

A heterosexual person under the age of 18.
Person 1: Wow, did you see how that 16 year old boy just rejected that man?
Person 2: I know, he is TheHetero!
by TheGayPlayer69 June 21, 2023
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