The Gerbil

A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.

Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!

by Thug wanna June 23, 2023

Change the Gerbil

A term used when someone's rancid fart smells like a small animal died in their ass.

Stan dropped a massive fart that choked everyone out in the car. Dude it's time to Change the Gerbil!

by will bitten September 13, 2017

Kevin the gerbil

Originally Kevin the gerbil was (ITV's) Roland rats' best friend. These days it can be applied to anyone called Kevin. Although this conjures up the idea of a man called Kevin inserting a small rodent into his anal passage this is not entirely correct. Kevin the gerbil's are fun, friendly, and a bit of a jack the lad, they are usually the life and soul of the party

That Kevin the gerbil is a right laugh.

The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated

by Rich the stitch July 17, 2012

jumped the gerbil

becoming gay, particularly in reference to an adult who has previously led a straight life

"He jumped the gerbil that night he went to the gay bar with Bruce."

by Miles Nelwood May 16, 2006

drown the gerbil

A form of snowballing where the recipient of the snowball then deposits the output into the rectum of the ejaculator.

The drown the gerbil was successful when fluffy stopped tickling.

by Capngrumpy January 15, 2006

Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

taping the gerbil

v.
1. To study hard; doing homework.

2. Anal sexual stimulation.
a. Applying a tape casing to an actual gerbil to prevent its dissolution (or unsightly claw/bite marks) in the rectum.
b. Any sort of rectal gratification.

"Damn, Gina, it really seems like Richard Gere was up last night taping the gerbil."

by Carey Lowell August 10, 2006