the Galleria
The Galleria is a fucking massive mall in Houston, TX. It is the 7th largest in America, currently having 375 stores. Most of the mall is built underground, with the top floor mainly at street-level. There are hotel and office towers combined into the mall as well. The entire mall itself is split up into 4 different wings; Galleria I, II, III, and IV, but each wing might as well be it's own mall because this shit is just massive. There are countless designer fashion stores, over 50 dining and restaurant businesses, a 20,000 sq ft. ice skating rink, and basically a store for anything you need. But if you've never been before, it's impossible to find the store that you're looking for without a map. One wrong turn and 2 miles later, you'll end up at the wrong end of the mall. Parking any time between noon to 5pm is just a joke. There are an assload of parking garages too, so if you manage to find a spot, don't forget how you got there or you'll never get out.
Chick 1: Hey, wanna go shopping at the Galleria?
Chick 2: I don't feel like walking 26 miles to find the store I want.
Chick 1: Bitch.
Chick 2: I don't feel like walking 26 miles to find the store I want.
Chick 1: Bitch.
the Galleria by DudePersonMan3000 September 4, 2010
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