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The Dirty Guzman 

When a guy pours peppermint essential oil on his thumb and sticks it up his partners butt. He then extracts his thumb and rubs it underneath his partners nose and across the upper lip.
“I just gave Alex the Dirty Guzman last night”
The Dirty Guzman by The beta cell February 19, 2023

The Dirty Goodbye

When two heterosexual friends of the same gender have a sleep over and one leaves in the morning with out saying goodbye.
Chris awoke to the rising sun. He looked over at Nathaniel sleeping peacefully. With out waking up Nathaniel Chris gathered his things and exited the room. As he was leaving the strange house Chris had this uncomfortable feeling as if he had done something, dirty.

When Nathaniel awoke he realized he had been giving the dirty goodbye.

The Dirty Ganon

8 player smash on Super Smash Brothers where everyone plays as Ganondorf. There must be Angry Orchard, Shock Top, and Pizza present in order for it to count.
We ordered Little Caesar's and did The Dirty Ganon last night. It was so funny!
The Dirty Ganon by zaboo69 November 27, 2014

the dirty geko 

when you are doing girl from behind up against the wall and you switch lanes without letting her know and watch her try to climb up against the wall.
So i was doing this australian chick up against the wall and i gave her the dirty geko.
the dirty geko by goat head May 7, 2009

The dirty gurdy 

When you run out of dope and you put water through the stem. So your smoking the stem dope with water.
Person 1: "Damn man!! I'm out of dope.."
Person 2: " that's ok, just ru. Some water through the stem and we can smoke the dirty gurdy!"
The dirty gurdy by jazzyjessy89 March 27, 2016

The Dirty Guinness 

To do 'The Dirty Guinness' one must down one's pint of Guinness then continue to thrust said empty pint glass into ones face, shattering it in the process.
Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.

Boss: Why might that be Paddy?

Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!

Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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