The Cloud
The Cloud by RickDeluxe June 30, 2015
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The Cloud
A fairy-tail like place where computers work perfectly 100% of the time.
Servers never crash, applications run flawlessly, disks never fill up, and viruses cease to exist. Even user-error ceases to exist, because The Cloud won't let it.
Servers never crash, applications run flawlessly, disks never fill up, and viruses cease to exist. Even user-error ceases to exist, because The Cloud won't let it.
Programmer: "Sir, our servers are slow, our application sucks, and our employees are idiots. Larry just ran DEL *.* in the system folder by accident!"
IT Manager: "Don't sweat it, man...we're moving TO THE CLOUD. Pretty soon we'll bring lawn-chairs to work and spend our work-week beatin' Asian kids at online poker."
User: "Wait...can The Cloud really fix all that? What about our broken app and all the viruses?"
Manager: "Never. Doubt. The Cloud."
User: "Well the marketing material does say even a monkey can do it. Step 1: Move to The Cloud. Step 2: Make it Rain on 'dem Hoes."
Manager: "Brilliant"
IT Manager: "Don't sweat it, man...we're moving TO THE CLOUD. Pretty soon we'll bring lawn-chairs to work and spend our work-week beatin' Asian kids at online poker."
User: "Wait...can The Cloud really fix all that? What about our broken app and all the viruses?"
Manager: "Never. Doubt. The Cloud."
User: "Well the marketing material does say even a monkey can do it. Step 1: Move to The Cloud. Step 2: Make it Rain on 'dem Hoes."
Manager: "Brilliant"
The cloud
Storing data or files using a computer network anywhere other than on the computer device that your using.
In other words, a catch phrase that people will start using when they realise they don't need to store music or movies onto their ipod or PC.
In other words, a catch phrase that people will start using when they realise they don't need to store music or movies onto their ipod or PC.
The cloud by Borneo day trip April 22, 2010
The Cloud
A fancy name for technology that is as old as the internet. "The Cloud" is just a buzzword for web based services.
Jim: I'll just put the documents on our FTP server so that everyone can see them.
Samantha: That sounds too complicated, why don't you put it on the cloud?
Jim: ...
Samantha: That sounds too complicated, why don't you put it on the cloud?
Jim: ...
The Cloud by Anonymous Gmodder July 20, 2015