The Caesar 

When you stab a sexual partner 23 times (the amount of times Julius Caesar was allegedly stabbed by his conspirators) but with your penis not a knife. Also none of the thrusts are into an orifice or sexual in their nature. This is an immature yet hilarious act to carry out, usually when drunk.

God Alex pissed me off last night - he came back from the pub and woke me up by doing the Caesar all over my back and arms when really I was hoping he’d wake me up for sex. Then he laughed himself to sleep about it. He’s such a jerk.

The Caesar by Dixieland grandad haver January 12, 2019

the caesar salad 

v: an act of love/lust in which a man straddles a woman's chest, enabling him to reverse titty-f**k her while the female stimulates his butthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)

*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel

"weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad."

the caesar salad by the_gurve_pipe March 26, 2007

The Caesar Salad 

Greatest dance move ever created. Involves both hands formed into fists. One in front of your crotch moved in a circular motion (like your turning a steering wheel, or garnishing a caesar salad), while the other hovers next to your hip also making a circular motion. A switch of the hands is performed after a count of 2 beats the song. While your hands are doing their thing, your legs are crouched with the pelvis thrusting with each rotation of the hands.

"Bro, the 2015 song 'Worth It', by Fifth Harmony featured in the 2015 children's hit movie 'Hotel Transylvania 2' came on and you KNOW I hit that The Caesar Salad. Gave em a tasty little somethin to chew on"

The Caesar Salad by ThaBoiChommey May 19, 2021

The Caesar's Curse 

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.

I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.

The Caesar's Curse by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022

the Julius Caesar 

when someone dips their haemorrhoids (bum grapes) into someone else's mouth, similar to the art of tea bagging. Named 'The Julius Caesar after' the great man himself and his recognised love of grapes.

she said she liked grapes, so I did what only a loving partner would do, I gave her The Julius Caesar

the Julius Caesar by Tinkblob Sugarwosits January 3, 2011

The Julius Caesar 

The act of having anal sex with with your bestfriend's wife or girlfriend and immediately following ejaculation screaming Et Tu Brute!!!!!!!! Extra points if done while wearing a toga, and the "hat trick" if you do all of this on March 15 ( the ides of March). In reference to William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.

Dude, my "best friend " never paid me the 300 dollars he owed me so I tied my sheets on toga style and gave his girlfriend "The Julius Caesar"!

Nice.

The Julius Caesar by Neg273.15C December 2, 2010

The Caesars 

The best band out of Europe since The Beatles. The band behind the hit single "Jerk It Out" on those Apple Shuffle commercials.

Original albums include:

Youth is Wasted on the Young (1998)
Cherry Kicks (2000)
Love for the Streets (2002)
Paper Tigers (2005)

Known as The Twelve Caesars in Scandinanvia, Caesars Palace in their native Sweden, and The Caesars elswhere.

The Caesars by Alex April 23, 2005