the Brimley 

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but different. Here's how: the Woman prepares herself with herbal laxatives beforehand. After performing anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and applies a dripping mustache to the woman using the side of the penis. If done properly, the woman should have a large mustache resembling that of oatmeal salesman Wilfred Brimley. Also sometimes referred to as the Wilfred or the Dirty Brimley

John performed the Brimley on Mary. or Dan performed the Brimley on Jeff (gay).

the Brimley by Traci 78 May 30, 2006

The Wilford Brimley 

A sexual act where after ejaculating on your partner's face, you grab a handful of dry oats and throw them onto your partner's face - then yell, "Take THAT diabeetus!" Try to get as much of the oats to stick to their man-juice covered face as possible.

See definition of The Wilford Brimley.

The Wilford Brimley by Silly illy willy billy July 13, 2011

Case of the Brimleys 

Diabetes AKA betus

Why was Jimmy throwing up and sweating?
Well, it turns out he has a case of the Brimleys.

Case of the Brimleys by FrankM April 17, 2018