the Brimley

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but different. Here's how: the Woman prepares herself with herbal laxatives beforehand. After performing anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and applies a dripping mustache to the woman using the side of the penis. If done properly, the woman should have a large mustache resembling that of oatmeal salesman Wilfred Brimley. Also sometimes referred to as the Wilfred or the Dirty Brimley

John performed the Brimley on Mary. or Dan performed the Brimley on Jeff (gay).

by Traci 78 May 27, 2006

Brimley

A small town in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, 20 minutes west of Sault Ste. Marie on the shore of Lake Superior.

Brian went to Brimley for the weekend.

by wtbppl2stfu April 14, 2010

Brimley

Whiskey and Gravy, best served hot.

I just drank a Brimley.........it was hot and delicious. It burned on the way down, but I still liked it.

by smokeabowl April 6, 2008

brimley

verb.

To eat so many sugary foodstuffs at one time that one risks becoming diabetic. Refers to Wilford Brimley's famous Liberty Medical commercials where he talks about his "diabeetus".

"I still have a box of Belgian chocolates I have yet to brimley through."

by somethingsurvived December 29, 2007

Wilford Brimley

He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley would like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

by Styxhexenhammer January 2, 2010

wilford brimley

a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.

wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?

by OneBetter May 22, 2006

Wilford Brimley

Anthony Wilford Brimley (1934-2020) was an American actor who became famous for appearing in educational commercials for diabetes, where he often mispronounced the disease as "Diabeetus." He also appeared in ads for Quaker Oats.

"Diabeetus bad. Quaker good."

-Wilford Brimley, probably

by Someone who kinda exists September 17, 2021