the 8 

The first definition for "the 8" is a guy whom no matter what the circumstance he will listen to others and do what they say. The second definition is a slang term used for a computer. The 8 could also mean somebody who is full of useless information just like a computer and uses false words and needless phrases at the wrong time.

DJ: The 8 buy me China Garden NOW!
JP: Okay DJ whatever you want man.

JP: Can I buy 2 coolers off of you?!
DJ: We are in the middle of the fucking woods,do i look like a liqor store to you the 8!? Give me 40 dollars tomorrow for them
JP: alright man if i'm not there at 11 I owe you 50 bucks instead.

the 8 by Flynner January 25, 2007

the 8 o'clock 

A term that was coined during our college years.
When you see someone that you know but you don't feel like talking to them, you do what you would do at 8 o'clock in the morning on your way to class (probably after a heavy night of drinking and a keg stand or two) and you are absolutely not in the mood for small talk, you look down or pretend not to see them.

Dude 1: "I saw Jane on the street yesterday."
Dude 2: "Did you say hello?"
Dude 1: "Hell no, I wasn't in the mood, gave her the 8 o'clock."

the 8 o'clock by Nick and Amy B. January 2, 2009

The 8-Bit Guy 

A person who makes YouTube videos about vintage electronics. He does videos about old technology and also does videos where he repairs old technology.

Dude the 8-bit guy just uploaded a new video!!!
the 8-bit guy restored an Apple IIc! It was fun watching it be repaired!

The 8-Bit Guy by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 8, 2022

the 8 o'clock  

A term that was coined during our college years.
When you see someone that you know but you don't feel like talking to them, you do what you would do at 8 o'clock in the morning on your way to class (probably after a heavy night of drinking and a keg stand or two) and you are absolutely not in the mood for small talk, you look down or pretend not to see them.

Dude 1: "I saw Jane on the street yesterday."
Dude 2: "Did you say hello?"
Dude 1: "Uh, no! I wasn't in the mood, I gave her the 8 o'clock ."
Dude 2: "Do you think she saw you?"
Dude 1: "Do I care?"

the 8 o'clock by Nick and Amy B. September 19, 2007

The 8 Track Man 

The 8 Track man is one of the deadliest forces on the planet, scorned from being obsoleted he comes in the night and tears out the eyes of people who fall asleep while listeng to a walkman, Cd walkman, or any sort of Mp3 player.

Dude 2: Shit Dude, what the hell happend to your eyes???

Dude 1: I dunno i went to sleep listening to my Ipod and woke up with no eyes....

Dude 2: Duuude... The 8 Track Man got you dude

The 8 Track Man by Jimmy-Mac Fee August 17, 2009

The 8 Ball 

when someone gets teabagged in their mouth, once on each cheek and once on the forehead

Dude did u see mike last night? After he passed out me and three other guys gave him the 8 ball

The 8 Ball by Houser24 November 1, 2007

The 8 Mile smile 

The sort of smile that comes from aiming a weapon with one eye closed for better accuracy.

Don't piss me off or I'll give you the 8 Mile smile.

The 8 Mile smile by Dump truck January 2, 2017