Violin

a useless instrument to waste years of your life, for fucks sake i mean go outside or something, jesus christ, i mean, no one goes outside but you know, choke the chicken..

im going to waste years of my life playing the *Violin*

by A guy here to waste your time October 12, 2019

The Suicidal Violin

The act of jerking one’s penis while simultaneously cutting one’s wrist like a violin.

Ben was so depressed and horny last night, he began to play the suicidal violin.

by cwilly1482 July 11, 2023

Rusty Violin

Tongue jacking her shit box whilst fingering her clit.

I was giving Becky the old rusty violin when her mom walked in and ruined it.

by Pineapple trombone March 6, 2018

Violin Expert

Someone who tends to cut certain areas of their body, and does so with a knife. The act of cutting represents the movement of a person playing the violin.

John-'Hey Barry, I heard you're a total violin expert'

Barry-'I do pride myself in my ways of playing the viol...'

John-'Not like that, you nerd'

by Obama Bin Laden September 25, 2016

Violin ya

To finger someone

OH SHIT! he violin ya last semester?

by Behcihaldy June 23, 2019

violin player

Someone who cuts their wrist

Tim: "have you seen Hannah's wrist, there's so many scars on it"
Jake: "Yea I know, she'd be a great violin player"

by The real GILF October 3, 2018

Violin Player

gets angry at violas and cellos,or at 2nd violins

1st Violin Player:"Shut the hell up"
2nd Violin Player:"n o"

by yeetusgoesbell November 26, 2019