Universal Smear

an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.

Person 1: wow fortnite is so much better than minecraft!

Person 2: You universal Smear.

by thingmaker February 17, 2022

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Nukular Baby (BB) universe

A universe where baby's are bombs.

I hope your baby isn't from the Nukular Baby (BB) universe.

by The Dream God July 12, 2020

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University of American Dance

Noun - obfuscated slang for pole dancing or a strip club.

Hey man, let's go to the University of American Dance tonight. I just got a bunch of cash out of the ATM.

by Freakstyler March 31, 2021

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Is it possible to be a cat from a different universe?

No

is it possible to be a cat from a different universe?, no.

by Wane Durban May 31, 2022

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Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease

A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.

Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?

I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.

by Catlover145 June 24, 2017

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