by Sinful December 16, 2006
The act of inserting and holding Panadol Rapids (a tablet formulation which contains sodium bicarbonate and is intended to increase the rate of gastric emptying) inside of the anus
by Spicy McGee June 1, 2019
A person who makes themselves the centre of attention. Ruins a party by showing off doing pineapple tricks. Basically nobody likes them yet they have dedicated fans who devote their lives to them. Cant sing at all. Likes Girls on Horses.
'Hey Did you hear Steve from all the B&S's is totally pineapple shelving now?'
'What as in shelving them? Pineapples?'
'Yeah it all started when he started putting lipgloss on and liking girls on horses'
'Wow, I never really liked him anyways tho hey, and that girl whos always with him, what is she 100 years old?'
'Yeah and the chick who has devoted her whole car to him'
'What as in shelving them? Pineapples?'
'Yeah it all started when he started putting lipgloss on and liking girls on horses'
'Wow, I never really liked him anyways tho hey, and that girl whos always with him, what is she 100 years old?'
'Yeah and the chick who has devoted her whole car to him'
by SkybeDiva July 25, 2010
My brother said his dad was going over to his girlfriend's house (at 10pm) to help build some stuff she purchased from Home Depot. I said "hmmm, hanging shelves, huh??"
by Tia Tequila November 5, 2007
{dub-el shelvd} verb transitive, 1. to be rejected by someone - usually when making a romantic pass or hit on them 2. jilted
He's all depressed because he got double shelved by the woman he likes. She told him "No way, you're a loser."
Oh man, you got double shelved!
Oh man, you got double shelved!
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 18, 2009
Placing your fat beer belly on the back of a women during doggy style sex to relieve pressure on the knees.
Guy1: My knees have been killing me lately during doggy style coitus.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.
by ThatJO February 2, 2018
by htownbound November 8, 2013