A large fat man with erectile disfunction, unshaven smelly balls, a bad attitude and a hot wife that's about to leave him.
Harold, you fucking porkchop go wash your balls and stop trying to grope your wife, she's leaving you
by Hot Wife May 29, 2008
Nickname granted only to the highest percentage of overweight popular kids. These kids are the ones that befriend cheerleaders, jocks, and nerds alike. He (Generally a man) is the absolute most awesome person anyone knows.
Jon: Do you guys know Porkchop?
Jared/James: Of course. that dude is so super beast. everyone knows him.
Jared/James: Of course. that dude is so super beast. everyone knows him.
by Thechopthatdon'twannastop July 27, 2011
Porkchop: I love animals so much and refuse to eat meat only nuts and vegetables but i weigh 25 stone!
Sam: OH DEAR GOD!
Sam: OH DEAR GOD!
by xboratx January 14, 2008
A woman using player who dates women of all ages in a fruitless attempt to get laid. This boy, or manwhore will emotionally manipulate any girl for sexual favors and validation/fufillment. This player burns through relationships like wildfire. Most Porkchops are overcompensating for their small sexual organs, but will never admit it. Approach a known Porkchop with caution, or not at all.
by SparkleUnicorn2010 February 24, 2011
Word used by stupid men in place of you're so gorgeous I could have an orgasm just looking at you!!!
by Angie Bolin January 6, 2005
by Taylor00987 October 28, 2008
The other night i was home alone watching sleazy internet porn and i stumbled upon a man performing the porkchop on a bitch.
by El Morgasmo July 11, 2008