pond rot

When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long

Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!

by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022

go to the pond

An equivalent to going to touch grass but for the silliest of Billy’s or gooses

THAT’S IT, go to the pond, you silly goose.

by The Goobest Goobeller September 9, 2023

Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.

I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!

by Solus_OS January 23, 2022

Chocolate pond

The butthole

Put your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond

by babyyodadabadabada October 11, 2020

Chocolate pond

Ian’s butthole

Stick your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond

by babyyodadabadabada October 10, 2020

whale in the pond

If someone who is too big and not appreciated.

Hey jack you that America is too small to fill trumps ego he’s like a whale in the pond.
Jack: fuck off

by Hazel cloud May 30, 2021

Pond blaster

Cumming in the sink

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you

by gamer yoda November 20, 2019