the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!
by Matt parke May 26, 2021
Matthew's are talented, kind, generous, motivated, loyal, organized, and intelligent. They are good-hearted people, who will always make you smile. They are selfless and pure. Matthew's are generally very athletic, and they have nice hands. Something about Matthew will make you want to touch his face, particularly in the chin area. Matthew's always smell good, too. And they give the best hugs. Matthew's (especially Italian ones) are the cutest people ever. When you find one, don't let em go :)
"Matt(hew) is Julia's boyfriend."
"Did you see the amount of hand sanitizer he has? He's a Matt(hew) for sure."
"That musician is so talented. A total Matt(hew)."
"Did you see the amount of hand sanitizer he has? He's a Matt(hew) for sure."
"That musician is so talented. A total Matt(hew)."
by diagrammer101 May 5, 2021
Hunchback matt is the 12 wonder of the world but most think it's the opposite of a wonder but a wild infection. His back is bent the wrong way and has a horn on his forehead with discussing greace fluids that power his greacy body. He is a discussions freek of nature and must be destroyed.
by Spener447 January 8, 2018
Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"
by P_Low September 13, 2023
A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.
Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.
by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017
Used when you simply outplay your opponent. Doesnt limit itself to only video games, it can be used in other forms of accomplishment.
''Refers to the character matt in the popular video game: wii sport''
''Refers to the character matt in the popular video game: wii sport''
by TheJokerNyc October 30, 2020