Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 22, 2003
beating it like a mad man
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.
by Anonymous September 15, 2003
The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly
by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021
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