When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.
by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021
by iSammyJammy November 6, 2020
by 3lliehall November 18, 2019
The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023
It CONSISTS of a list of SEXUAL JUDGMENTS that inundate for the GOD OF HYPOCRACY.home.
List of the GAMES.
ALAN I WALDMAN resided in LAS VEGAS HENDERSON NEVADA DECEMBER 10, 2009 AUGUST 18, 2021 , because of the AUSTRAILIAN RAPIST twice got the ASSH0LE , point out to STEVEN CRAIG PADD0CK with JESUS CAMP0S his TIMER for PUCK TALLY 666FAG ANAL ALAN had an ANTHEM to fulfill and take care of the COST OVER RUNS as to effectively install the ELDER ABUSE FRAME this near blind SHOWSTOPPERS GUY STEVEN ALAN WYNN could be easily kicked out of the GOVERNMENT , HOME OFFIC3 62 ENCORE , and the UNITED STATES so both of these EGOTISTICAL ASSH0LES can " I HOPE YOU SUFFER".
The BIG PROBLEM!!!!
SIMPLY PUT hospital ELDER ABUSE FRAME they don't give a FUCK about if ALAN I WALDMAN has a shower , has his FEET looked at, and the TIK TOK MURDERS as they just want to give ANAL ALAN prison garb and sanitarium garb as after all he has NO TRUE FRIENDS and by the way others who are older can be crushed by younger people who get not only a ruse and rise but lots of smooth sailing VALUE ADDED TIK TOK CHINA by just the letter I that the stupid hospitals purposely misspell ALAN I WALDMAN
PARADISE LAS VEGAS IS FLOODING AGAIN.
List of the GAMES.
ALAN I WALDMAN resided in LAS VEGAS HENDERSON NEVADA DECEMBER 10, 2009 AUGUST 18, 2021 , because of the AUSTRAILIAN RAPIST twice got the ASSH0LE , point out to STEVEN CRAIG PADD0CK with JESUS CAMP0S his TIMER for PUCK TALLY 666FAG ANAL ALAN had an ANTHEM to fulfill and take care of the COST OVER RUNS as to effectively install the ELDER ABUSE FRAME this near blind SHOWSTOPPERS GUY STEVEN ALAN WYNN could be easily kicked out of the GOVERNMENT , HOME OFFIC3 62 ENCORE , and the UNITED STATES so both of these EGOTISTICAL ASSH0LES can " I HOPE YOU SUFFER".
The BIG PROBLEM!!!!
SIMPLY PUT hospital ELDER ABUSE FRAME they don't give a FUCK about if ALAN I WALDMAN has a shower , has his FEET looked at, and the TIK TOK MURDERS as they just want to give ANAL ALAN prison garb and sanitarium garb as after all he has NO TRUE FRIENDS and by the way others who are older can be crushed by younger people who get not only a ruse and rise but lots of smooth sailing VALUE ADDED TIK TOK CHINA by just the letter I that the stupid hospitals purposely misspell ALAN I WALDMAN
PARADISE LAS VEGAS IS FLOODING AGAIN.
Well, you know queer ALAN I WALDMAN as my cousin GAYE PASSES DENIS KLEIN DUBIN as you know what I stands for is an INITIAL only "as see it has a PERIOD" but the problem is it seems a lot have a clumsy EYE AYE purposely see ANAL ALAN really irks them , the only thing is the ANTHEM MADE ANAL ALAN ASSH0LE SHIT on SQUIRT T0R0NT0 CANADA as the ELDER ABUSE FRAME boxed in and the MALAY stuff brings it hone.
TRADER JOES MENL0 PARK, you are not allowed to come back here
ALAN I WALDMAN as I purchase their BRAND OF SOAP that smells like ASSH0LE came from ORANGEWOOD DRIVE but see the thing is that had to steal the very soap they sold me as they had to put the ELDER ABUSE FRAME in place.
Schizophrenics all of them never bathe because here is the thing they deny the use of THE BATHROOM make them that way , at this BAGEL CAFE and tCOLDSTONE MENLO PARK no bathroom as to make you mentally not normal as the ELDER ABUSE FRAME well these BUTT FUCKS spilled the MILK exactly when this guy JAMES I think that is what he said his phony name was another JOE TRADER
TRADER JOES MENL0 PARK, you are not allowed to come back here
ALAN I WALDMAN as I purchase their BRAND OF SOAP that smells like ASSH0LE came from ORANGEWOOD DRIVE but see the thing is that had to steal the very soap they sold me as they had to put the ELDER ABUSE FRAME in place.
Schizophrenics all of them never bathe because here is the thing they deny the use of THE BATHROOM make them that way , at this BAGEL CAFE and tCOLDSTONE MENLO PARK no bathroom as to make you mentally not normal as the ELDER ABUSE FRAME well these BUTT FUCKS spilled the MILK exactly when this guy JAMES I think that is what he said his phony name was another JOE TRADER
by ACTUARIAL FULL CIRCLE August 14, 2022
by whoopser April 1, 2019