Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
by thedopefairy November 24, 2014
A teenage male who likes to go from girl to girl, but always ends back up with the skanky hoe bag. Often shave basketball or football numbers into the back of their heads to look "Macho"
Girl One: Ew, whos that dude walking around with that skanky hoe?
Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.
Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!
Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.
Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!
Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmmnb January 28, 2012
When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.
by veggiegator July 5, 2013
The guys who strut around wearing Fedora Hats (or over-sized baseball caps, etc. ) thinking that they are the epitome of cool, when in fact, everyone who sees them is thinking :"He's a real Douche."
That man is Douche Clueless. He is unaware that he looks ridiculous.
That man is Douche Clueless. He is unaware that he looks ridiculous.
"Check out that guy by the pool with the felt Fedora Hat. Ouch! He is Douche Clueless!"
When you brought the flowers for me, not knowing that my Mother just died, that was really Douche Clueless.
When you brought the flowers for me, not knowing that my Mother just died, that was really Douche Clueless.
by BAD artiste April 22, 2017
When a person who is a douchebag when he/she is sober takes any combination of drugs and becomes even more of a douche under the influence.
Person 1: Man, Smoky's over again, it smells dank in here.
Person 2: Yeah, and they have more than weed this time, they took a combination of illegal substances and now they're douche flipping.
Person 2: Yeah, and they have more than weed this time, they took a combination of illegal substances and now they're douche flipping.
by CYP2E1 February 21, 2010
Slang for the second most widely used illegal drug in the world, cocaine.
The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.
Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.
Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
EXAMPLE I:
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?
Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.
Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!
EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?
Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.
Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!
EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
by danasp_42 November 10, 2021
A Douche Titty is a person who loves to have sex and flash their vagina and everyone. Even in broad daylight.
by tomowlss January 10, 2014